CJ (campciabatta) wrote,
CJ
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Killed by Olive in Rome

This was shot in Rome. My mom and I were hungry and she loves having mini-picknicks outside, so we went to a grocery store and bought bread, cheese, salami and killer olives.

Since we didn't have a cheese slicer, a knife/fork or napkins, we used plastic gloves to eat with. That's why it looks like I'm about to stick my hand inside a cow or something.

Le Transcript of the Attack of the Hot Olive
Mom: So! You can just stick your hand inside here and grab [one of these] and put them on [the bread].
Me: I'm taking my surgical gloves1 and... instead of napkins. You're not using your glove!
Mom: No, I have it [in the bag].
Me: I'm just a geek.
Mom: *laughs, probably because I AM a geek* And there's water down there!
Me: Awesome!
Mom: *continues to laugh* Were [the olives] any good?
Me: Uh-huh... But they were hot! Shit.
Mom: Which ones?
Me: Those black ones. Ah! What the hell! Aaah!

I think I'm calling out for my mommy right there at the end. Lucky she was already there, huh?

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1) Orsaken till att jag uttalar 'kirurghandskar' som en tönt är för att jag inte riktigt kan uttala sch-ljud och r-ord i samma mening om jag inte art-ik-ul-erar ordentligt, alltså pratar långsammare än en auktionsutropare.
Tags: cj & life: speech impediement, food & restaurants: picknick, friends & family: mamma, traveling & holidays: italy, xox
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